So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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