I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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