I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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