Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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