i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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