Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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