Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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