no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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