Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Randomize
