Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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