So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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