Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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