He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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