It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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