I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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