Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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