is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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