just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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