I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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