Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My penis needs a shock collar
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
