Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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