I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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