Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
When are your genitals available?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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