thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
