Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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