They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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