Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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