Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Fuck appropriateness.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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