office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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