Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think im going to throw up on grandma
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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