What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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