i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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