Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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