actually, I'm a sock model
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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