I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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