Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Your cock deserves a montage
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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