I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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