just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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