Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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