Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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