Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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