: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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