Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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