Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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