He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
