OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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