she was so not down for the gang bang
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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