Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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