The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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