batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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I need you to use more vowels.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Randomize
