You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Randomize