Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
