: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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