Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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