Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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