Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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