Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You did what with his pubic hair?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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